Things to do this week.

• Get my suit dry-cleaned.
• Come to terms with actually winning at fantasy football.
• Find my passport.
  
• Attend this.
• Cross the US-Canadian border four times with the back of my Jeep filled with black cases (Model ST-12M).
  
• Be interrogated by U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officers.
• Possibly be interrogated by their Canadian counterparts.
• Think up a blog post that does not involve the New York Times or bullet points.